I’m Obsessed With Man-to-Man Marking
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I’m Obsessed With Man-to-Man Marking

Having obsessive-compulsive disorder and ADHD co-morbidly is like being on the worst rollercoaster you’ve ever been on and never being able to get off. It just keeps going around and around and around, and every time it does, it feels like it’s getting worse and worse. It’s an interesting world the conditions create in your…

Do INEOS & Manchester United need to clarify Erik ten Hag’s position?
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Do INEOS & Manchester United need to clarify Erik ten Hag’s position?

The arrival of Sir Jim Ratcliffe and INEOS at Manchester United must have felt like a breath of fresh air to many United fans. The comparison between The Glazer’s tenure of full control and INEOS & Sir Jim Ratcliffe since they’ve arrived has been night and day. The Glazer’s were very rarely present at games…

Ivan Toney Ban
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TEAM OF THE WEAK – GAMEWEEK 36

Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. But enough about watching Manchester United, try doing that whilst owning their defenders in FPL as well. Like turning up to a live torture event and saying PICK ME! Fuck this shit, let’s dive in to the Gameweek 36 wreckage. ONANA – 5.0 – MANCHESTER UTD Who…

SOURCES: Manchester United’s Interest In Chris Rigg  Is Concrete
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SOURCES: Manchester United’s Interest In Chris Rigg Is Concrete

Manchester United have been rumoured to be focusing on homegrown talent under the new ownership spearheaded by Sir Jim Ratclife, and Sunderland midfielder Chris Rigg could be one of the first signings under the new regime this summer. The 16-year-old has been impressive for the Black Cats this season, featuring 21 times in the Championship,…

Pep Guardiola - One of the Premier League Managers
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Stick or Twist: Which Premier League Managers Should Stay in Charge for 2024/25?

Which Premier League managers should stay in their roles, and who should go? We answer this question within this article.

TEAM OF THE WEAK – GAMEWEEK 35
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TEAM OF THE WEAK – GAMEWEEK 35

Imagine waiting 35 weeks to play a wildcard for this tornado of horseshit. Players going down like they’re in Enemy of the fucking Gates the second they enter my team. Let’s dive in before two more get bloody snipered in Gameweek 35. EDERSON – 5.5 – MANCHESTER CITY I’ve been burnt by the Wildcard/Bench Boost…