A weak of almost molten excrement, culminating in a Sunday where my personal team wasn’t so much shat on, but violently assaulted in a back alley and left for dead. Let’s do this. It’s the latest Team of the Weak. JOHNSTONE – 4.4 – WOLVES Not a single save in a 3-goal loss. Essentially turning…
Here are our Premier League Matchday 5 predictions. How many points will our three lads get this week? Hopefully, more than last week.
Let us bow our heads in collective shame and pick the bones out from the meal we just vomited back up. What a terrible gameweek, what a terrible set of players. Let us dive in. HENDERSON – 4.5 – CRYSTAL PALACE Yet to keep a clean sheet, the popular Palace stopper has thus far looked…
Two of Attacking Football’s writers, Alex and Yassin, went head-to-head this week ahead of Matchday 3 of the 24/25 Premier League season and gave their thoughts. Check out the matchday three predictions to see how the lads did! Premier League Matchday 4 Previews & Predictions Southampton vs Manchester United: Southampton: Southampton has struck a wall…
You rarely see a manager younger than his players, do you? More often than not teams prefer a manager who has experience and wisdom on their side, think the likes of Carlo Ancelotti! But at just the age of 31, Fabian Hürzeler and Brighton are challenging the management status quo, becoming the youngest permanent head…
Another weekend of relentless pain comes to a crushing and hopeless end. Especially if you owned any of these urine soaked morons. Let us dive in. POPE – 5.0 – NEWCASTLE A truly dreadful performance, like a marionette being remotely controlled by Martin Dubravka. Not content with showing the distribution of a DPD driver, Pope…
There’s an ongoing debate in football—a wrangle over “the soul of football” itself—it may well be blatant overstatement this one, probably, especially when the “Positionists” think it’s pointless talk; some call it a fallacy, in fact. And even for the most flappable of “tacticos,” football may have fallen off, but pace and power remain far…
Two of Attacking Football’s writers, Alex and Yassin, went head-to-head this week ahead of Matchday 3 of the 24/25 Premier League season and gave their thoughts. Check out last week’s predictions to see how well the lads did! Premier League Matchday 3 Previews Arsenal vs. Brighton Brighton: The Seagulls did not look good in the…
A game week of absolutely wild variance. Hat tricks, horror shows and bench blockers everywhere. Did you get lucky? Well did you, punk. It’s Team of the Weak time. Let’s fucking dive in. MURIC – 4.5 – IPSWICH You could see the confusion behind his eyes during this performance. The keeper of a team desperate…
