Amad Diallo is an exciting 21-year-old right winger for Manchester United. He officially signed for the Premier League side in January 2021 for a rumoured fee of €40 million, with €20 million upfront and another €20 in performance-related add-ons. Unfortunately, he has yet to show his true potential in a red shirt, but a promising…
SHITIZEN KANE Who littered the streets of filth this week? Let’s dive in and find out before we have to endure a Biscuit World Cup on Twitter FPL. JOHNSTONE – 4.6 – CRYSTAL PALACE 1 save in a 3-goal home loss to Everton is basically the footballing equivalent of a Darwin award. That’s Charles Darwin…
Join us as we look back on the FPL year so far with an eye on two key GWs that offered differing emotions for players.
The Manchester United manager joined the club in the summer of 2022, leaving Ajax to assert his football in the Premier League and in the Champions League. Last season, after a shaky start, he led Manchester United to an FA Cup final, 3rd in the Premier League and a Carabao Cup win over Newcastle United….
In football, the emergence of young talents onto the grand stage is a sight to behold. The anticipation and excitement that surround these budding stars are often palpable, and one such prospect who garnered significant attention was Kaide Gordon. After signing from Derby County in February 2021, Gordon would go on to make his debut…
SHIT BUTTY Jesus, Mary, Joseph and the wee donkey. To only pick XI from this plethora of pillocks is a job way above my station. At least once a season you normally see an FPL week this bad. But not this bad. Blackbox expert wanker AZ has 11 points. Eleven. That’s less than a point…
Take a look at Ryan Gravenberch’s role in Liverpool’s midfield and how he is transforming The Red’s new look trio in the middle of the pitch.
SHIT SHIT BANG BANG After a week off in the Maltese sun I return to this shower of acid piss. Let us waste no time, and dive in to see which 11 wastemen made the cut for excremental ineptitude this gameweek. MARTINEZ – 4.9 – ASTON VILLA This feels a harsh inclusion. But conceding a…
Gameweek 10 of FPL is here, starting with a Friday night match at Selhurst Park where Crystal Palace will face Ange Postecoglou’s Tottenham Hotspurs. Unfortunately, I wasn’t able to publish my best transfer tips article for Gameweek 9 due to personal issues. But don’t worry, I’m back with my Gameweek 10 transfer tips to help…
