TEAM OF THE WEAK – GAMEWEEK 6 – HA HA LAND

TEAM OF THE WEAK – GAMEWEEK 6 – HA HA LAND

Another week done and dusted as we’re fisted into the stratosphere of shit that is the international break. Let’s see which calamitous cockstains made their way into these hallowed halls this week. Yup, it’s Team of the Weak time. Let’s dive in. EDERSON – 5.5 – MANCHESTER CITY Owning Ederson at this stage is a…

Bruno Fernandes

TEAM OF THE WEAK – GAMEWEEK 6 – WHERE THE WILDCARDS ARE

It would honestly just be quicker to copy and paste my entire fucking team. But let’s try and do this properly. Jesus Christ what a week. RAYA – 5.6 – ARSENAL With his “injury” dominating the twittersphere in the run up to the game, it was almost inevitable that Raya would tip up, do fuck…

FPL GW6 Best Captain: Palmer, Salah, Haaland & More
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FPL GW6 Best Captain: Palmer, Salah, Haaland & More

We’re having a look at the best captaincy picks ahead of this week’s round of fixtures following a number of teams midweek outings both in Europe and the Carabao Cup. Here are FPL GW6 best captaincy choices! Our surprise pick for GW5 was Tottenham playmaker James Maddison and the 27 year-old did not disappoint. It…

TEAM OF THE WEAK – GAMEWEEK 5 – THREE COLOURS SHITE

TEAM OF THE WEAK – GAMEWEEK 5 – THREE COLOURS SHITE

A weak of almost molten excrement, culminating in a Sunday where my personal team wasn’t so much shat on, but violently assaulted in a back alley and left for dead. Let’s do this. It’s the latest Team of the Weak. JOHNSTONE – 4.4 – WOLVES Not a single save in a 3-goal loss. Essentially turning…

Yoanne Wissa
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Brentford Will Struggle Without Yoane Wissa: Who Will Start Against Spurs?

“Wissa is not good news. It looks like an injury that will be a couple of months. It’s very frustrating. It will leave a hole but I will find a solution and other players will step up”. Thomas Frank On Yoane Wissa Following The Loss To Manchester City Following Brentford’s promotion to the Premier League…

TEAM OF THE WEAK – GAMEWEEK 3 – TITANS OF PISS
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TEAM OF THE WEAK – GAMEWEEK 3 – TITANS OF PISS

Another weekend of relentless pain comes to a crushing and hopeless end. Especially if you owned any of these urine soaked morons. Let us dive in. POPE – 5.0 – NEWCASTLE A truly dreadful performance, like a marionette being remotely controlled by Martin Dubravka. Not content with showing the distribution of a DPD driver, Pope…

Yoane Wissa, one our FPL GW3 best captain options
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FPL GW3 Best Captain: Palmer, Salah, Haaland & More

So far this season’s Fantasy Premier League has proved to be a mixed bag for much of the 11.5 million players, with only six forwards surprisingly providing a return in GW2. Deciding which players you feel are going to push you to the top of your mini-league can be difficult, but we’re having a look…