Welcome to the only place in the UK where prices go down. That’s right, Fantasy Towers, who now treat player valuations with the same casual disregard that the central government does for the housing crisis. But who really stands out as the work of a toddler with an abacus? I analyse a dozen candidates where…
2023 is the year that marks the end of the greatest footballing era of all time. As Ronaldo, Messi, and more leaves European football.
Just what are the funniest football chants of all time? Football is a funny old game. It encapsulates the ebbing and flowing drama of the great movies, the heartbreak and elation of great romances, and the time-honoured tradition of humiliating your opponents with razor-sharp wit, and stunning retort. Here, we take a look at the…
This is a preview for arguably the biggest FA Cup Final buildup since its conception in 1871 with what is at stake. A Manchester Derby for an FA Cup final is unheard of before. In the 2000s, the Manchester clubs are the two most successful in England. The Red Devils were dominating the first decade…
Welcome back! If you haven’t already read Part 1 of my transfer window preview, what are you still doing here!? Go and enjoy my predictions for the first ten teams in The Premier League next season. Here I will look at the second half of the 2023/24 roster. Four of the traditional top six are…
In the realms of performance, the quest for authenticity remains ever-present. The two-time Oscar winner Spencer Tracy offering advice to a young Katharine Houghton distilled the essence of a successful performance down to one sentence: “Know your lines, and don’t bump into the furniture.” She had, I presume, hoped to replicate a career like that…
How might Mason Mount fit into Erik ten Hag’s side if the rumoured links to Manchester United are true? Mount has one year remaining on his current contract and an extension seems unlikely. With Chelsea needing to reduce the size of their squad, the English international seems likely to leave this summer. United join Liverpool…
In the quest to attain your desired overall rank, nailing the right captain in the ultimate gameweek of the season plays a crucial role. With the FPL template strong as ever, captaincy haul can give your team the edge in terms of a higher overall rank and trumping your fellow mini-league rival. However, the task…
Paul Pogba rests on a poolside sun-lounger against a backdrop of the rolling hills of LA. He’s greeted by an approaching Romelu Lukaku, who tells him in French that he’ll see him tomorrow in training. They embrace and then start some strange awkward dance, which I’m sure was popular at the time. That was the…
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