TEAM OF THE WEAK – GAMEWEEK 23
THE HUNGER BENCH GAMES I don’t think we need to waste any time here. Let’s dive in and not see Phil Foden absolutely anywhere. DUBRAVKA…
THE HUNGER BENCH GAMES I don’t think we need to waste any time here. Let’s dive in and not see Phil Foden absolutely anywhere. DUBRAVKA…
Well, who to Captain. No Salah? No Son? No Bowen? No problem; we here at attackingfootball have got you covered this gameweek (you are completely…
Which players promised us so much this season… and have thus far delivered nothing but a fistful of faeces. Let’s rubber up, and dive the…
THE SOLANKE GOODBYE I’m not here to stand on fucking ceremony. Let’s dive in and see what dickheads dipped themselves in urine and soiled our…
A seasonal banquet of bastardness. Join me in unwrapping this lump of coal, soaked in shit and fisted northward until you vomit it up. Let…
I apologize for not being able to write my Gameweek 15 article due to the extremely short turnaround time. However, there weren’t many players who…
I’m going to be up front and honest with you all right from the start. Darwin Nunez is in here. It’s not the first time,…
The deadline for Gameweek 14 is approaching, but before that, some crucial European fixtures await our FPL assets. Newcastle will play in Paris and need…
Unlucky for some. Especially if you bought Eze, captained him, and made him the subject of a £100 bet to get some fucking Hufflepuff to…