SHITIZEN KANE Who littered the streets of filth this week? Let’s dive in and find out before we have to endure a Biscuit World Cup on Twitter FPL. JOHNSTONE – 4.6 – CRYSTAL PALACE 1 save in a 3-goal home loss to Everton is basically the footballing equivalent of a Darwin award. That’s Charles Darwin…
Join us as we look back on the FPL year so far with an eye on two key GWs that offered differing emotions for players.
FPL Gameweek 12 of the Premier League is upon us, and everyone will be scrambling towards their Fantasy Football Team over the next few days to try and have the best week possible. The first match of the game features the early 12.30 pm Saturday kick-off between Wolves and Tottenham and finishes with Chelsea’s 4.30…
SHIT BUTTY Jesus, Mary, Joseph and the wee donkey. To only pick XI from this plethora of pillocks is a job way above my station. At least once a season you normally see an FPL week this bad. But not this bad. Blackbox expert wanker AZ has 11 points. Eleven. That’s less than a point…
SHIT SHIT BANG BANG After a week off in the Maltese sun I return to this shower of acid piss. Let us waste no time, and dive in to see which 11 wastemen made the cut for excremental ineptitude this gameweek. MARTINEZ – 4.9 – ASTON VILLA This feels a harsh inclusion. But conceding a…
Apologies for the disappearance last week, but we are back for one of the most quintessential part of the 2023/24 season so far. Many managers are wildcarding after strings of poor-showing gameweeks, let’s see whether you should hit that tempting chip or not? The Gameweek Calendar All based on UK time. The gameweek 8 deadline will…
Tripe. Shite. Piss. Which reckless simpletons have made their way into the hallowed halls of excrement this weekend. Let us not stand around aimlessly like a Brentford back four without Ben Mee. Let’s dive in. FODERINGHAM – 4.5 – SHEFFIELD UNITED If a team physically cannot defend set pieces, you have to look at the…
After a long international break, club football and FPL will be back this Saturday. We have multiple dilemmas, decisions and even a captaincy debate in big 2023 to talk about on the first weekend deadline of the season. Along with new updates with what happened during the 2 week long period. Here’s all you need…
Which utterly useless pillocks of piss walked the plank this week in Gameweek 4. Let’s dive in, find out, and realise it’s a full 2 weeks until we have to go through this desperate dross of disappointment once more. ONANA – 5.0 – MANCHESTER UTD Rotating nicely with Pickford in this column, the new Utd…
Already so many brilliant moments in the first 3 gameweeks as we move towards the international break and transfer deadline day. Sterling, Gusto, and Maddison came good just as predicted in last week’s article, hopefully, the streak continues. Lots of things to discuss this week though, so let’s see how you can best attack gameweek…
