Hindu Monkey casts his withering eye over which XI players let themselves down on the opening weekend of the Premier League season. Let us dive in. And gently cry ourselves to sleep if we owned these hapless fuckwits. PICKFORD – 4.5M – EVE 1 save, 2 points… this was not a happy start for Everton,…
Brace yourselves, readers, for the TOP ELEVEN DIFFERENTIALS THAT ABSOLUTELY NOBODY IS CONSIDERING. A list so scandalously overlooked, it’s practically a national disgrace. But is it with just cause? Who in their right mind would even glance at these misfits? Let’s jump into the post and ask, why does nobody want these poor, misunderstood bastards?…
Welcome to the only place in the UK where prices go down. That’s right, Fantasy Towers, who now treat player valuations with the same casual disregard that the central government does for the housing crisis. But who really stands out as the work of a toddler with an abacus? I analyse a dozen candidates where…
Welcome to HinduMonkey’s “Team of the Weak” – your weekly fix of agonising despair in the realm of Fantasy Premier League! In this series, we plunge into the depths of disappointment to unearth the most abysmal performers of the previous FPL Gameweek. While the world of fantasy football often thrives on triumph and success, we…